![I'd wear shorts if I had a pair, 78.
I'd wear shorts if I had a pair, 78.](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
I'd wear SHORTS if I had a pair, 78.
The Big Bang Theory Season 9, Episode 9
![Now take off your shorts.
Now take off your shorts.](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
Now take off your SHORTS.
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 2
![And I'm wearing cargo shorts
under my pants.
And I'm wearing cargo shorts
under my pants.](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
And I'm wearing cargo SHORTS
under my pants.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 14
![And who is that Japanese feline
I see frolicking on your shorts?
And who is that Japanese feline
I see frolicking on your shorts?](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
And who is that Japanese feline
I see frolicking on your SHORTS?
The Big Bang Theory Season 1, Episode 14
![When I first met Howard, he'd pull
his scrotum out of his shorts and say:
When I first met Howard, he'd pull
his scrotum out of his shorts and say:](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
When I first met Howard, he'd pull
his scrotum out of his SHORTS and say:
The Big Bang Theory Season 6, Episode 19